It's a Constant Scramble


SKELLINGTON-O-LANTERN

Items utilized in the creation of this amazing masterpiece include but are not limited to the following

  • A slight amount of interwebbery
  • 1 EPSON Stylus RX595 printer
  • 1 very sexy @sarazafar
  • 1 Four-year old
  • 1 flathead screwdriver from a computer repair toolkit
  • 1 reversible screwdriver
  • 2 Wusthauf carving/paring knives, one serrated, one not
  • 1 enormous Avery Marks-a-Lot magic marker
  • 1 Benchmade Stryker pocketknife
  • 1 busted piece of a plastic easter egg
  • 1 snotload of paper towels
  • The careful supervision of 1 mutt
  • 1 candle, wrong size
  • WD-40
  • 1 Skil variable speed 4.1 amp drill
  • 2 different drill bits
  • 1 21”x48” piece of sheet rock




levihenry:

thedailywhat:

OMG! Adorbz of the Day: When geeks have twins…

[thanks dudu!]

This really works.



My TGFF Schedule





elizablr:

Dear Target, can we not slow the fuck down?!? September isn’t even over!

Jesus christ. really? already?  AT LEAST LET ME ENJOY HALLOWEEN FIRST! FUCK.



dustindeckard:

trey:

This is currently the best thing on the internet. Via Some Guy’s Blog.

This sort of proves that auto-tune is not dead.

I’m only reblogging one thing from this weekend and THIS IS SO IT.  Amazing.


Via Dustin Deckard.


icodeforlove:

evolution ^_^

The fact that this is on a BAG though… o_O



bonerparty:

i never gave much thought as to what its like to be a single girl. its gotta be pretty fucking rough.

This is terrifying.


Via BONER PARTY!!!


cotysmith:

I’m all for a good prank. And this is a good one.

PAHAHAHA


Via Who You Know Fresher: Coty Smith

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